Thursday, October 29, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Property Managers Choice (Humor)
A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them
both out before deciding." So he chooses to check out hell first.
He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and doing the limbo. Everyone is laughing and having a great time.
Next St. Peter takes him up to heaven to look around. Everything is white and pristine. People are speaking softly about philosophy and mathematical formulas. Others are simply contemplative and serene.He's bored in about five minutes.
St. Peter then says to the property manager, "I want you to sleep on it and meet me back here in the morning to let me know your decision." The next morning he comes back and says to St. Peter, "Heaven is very nice and all, but hell looks great, so I've decided that I want to go to hell". So St. Peter puts him on the escalator down to hell.
When he gets there he sees Satan whipping people and there's fire everywhere and everyone is screaming in pain. So he goes over to Satan and says "Hey, what gives here? Yesterday I came here to check the place out and everyone was partying and it looked like a great time.What happened?"
Satan looks at him and says "You used to be a property manager so you ought to know the answer to your own question. Yesterday you were a prospect. Today you're just another resident!"
WELL, HOPE YOU LIKE IT! :)
David Cool, REALTOR & Mortgage Broker INI, Realty Investments, Inc. Cell: (904) - 338 4601 http://www.DavidCoolRealtor.com
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Great people with poor Credit!
Last night I was sharing some time with my family!
Suddenly I received a call from this person, she came as a referal from an old customer ( I love them when they give me some referals )and now she decided to spend all her savings in her dream, and now she wanted me to make it true...... She is a good woman, hard worker and with a very nice family wich she is the head of, when I heard her talking me about all her family dreams and all the exited way she was wanting to buy something, I said to myself: Well, David, you can help to make her wishes true!
Suddenly I received a call from this person, she came as a referal from an old customer ( I love them when they give me some referals )and now she decided to spend all her savings in her dream, and now she wanted me to make it true...... She is a good woman, hard worker and with a very nice family wich she is the head of, when I heard her talking me about all her family dreams and all the exited way she was wanting to buy something, I said to myself: Well, David, you can help to make her wishes true!
She wants to buy an apartament that fill all her expectations, I was so sure everything was ok and ready, but ......... Her credit is too bad, but not enough to dont be able to help her to fix it, it will be hard but not imposible!
It happens a lot in today's market, but what more touch my heart is that so many great people with so many expectations and wishes are not able to buy a house, is too sad to break such expectations......
Isn't a hard time when you can not do nothing else that say: "I am sorry but you have not enough money or enough good credit to buy a house"...........
I wish just to have the enough power to make each great person with each economic problems could buy their dream home ........ Where is the clue to work with them????
David Cool, REALTOR & Mortgage Broker
INI, Realty Investments, Inc.
Office: (904) - 265 5180 Cell: (904) - 338 4601
Fax: 815 - 301 3525
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David Cool, REALTOR & MORTGAGE BROKER
INI Realty Investments, Inc
3603 Cardinal Point Drive
Jacksonville, FL 32257
cool.homes@hotmail.com
http://www.DavidCoolRealtor.com
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